I'm making music again

And I just released a brand new song for the first time in probably a year over at myspace.com/screamingsincerity...Check it out and let me know what you think!

Also, 3 new celebs to be dragged out before the week ends!

Whoops

So, I lied. 'The Runaways' is not available on DVD today. Solely through iTunes. The DVD drops in a week. My bad!

And we're back!

First off, apologies from the blogging hiatus the past few weeks. Work and other personal stuff going on has been crazy and I haven't had much time to sit and think, let alone update the blog.

BUT, now I'm back. Plan on being back to blogging on the reg. Thanks for sticking by this little project of mine, my sincerest and deepest gratitude to my loyal readers.

So, what have we missed during this time off? Loads. Loads and loads.

We've had a couple of celebrity coming outs in the past few weeks.

Singer/Songwriter Vanessa Carlton announced her bisexuality whilst performing at Nashville Pride professing, "I've never said this before, but while we're here and living out loud as we should every single day, I, myself, am a proud bisexual woman." Good for you, Vanessa Carlton, but still, this is how I'll remember you most.





Also, Samantha Ronson came out saying that she's a bisexual. Um, no you're not. You are a liar. You are a full blown lez. Christ. She said herself, "I'm not gay! I'm an equal opportunity player!" Again. Lies. Boldfaced lies.



The uber-gay rock biopic 'The Runaways' starring Kristen Stewart as Joan Jett and Dakota Fanning as Cherie Currie is out on DVD now. Yes, right now. Pick up a copy, I'm literally going to do so as soon as I post this. Possibly busting out my leather jacket in this eighty-something degree humidity to do so. No chance I'm missing a braless K Stewart smooching chicks for another day. That's for sure.



Speaking of K Stewart, the trailer for her newest film 'Welcome to the Rileys', also starring James Gandolfini and Academy Award nominee Melissa Leo, has just been released. Looks like a good one. I'll be sure to bring the tissues, seems like a tearjerker. Oh, and bonus, K Stewart plays a stripper.



The film 'The Kids Are Alright' starring Julianne Moore and Annette Bening as a lesbian couple who are forced to deal with the impact of the sperm donor (played by Mark Ruffalo) of their two children (played by Mia Wasikowska and Josh Hutcherson) enters their lives, is also now out in theatres. Sadly, I have not seen this yet. Yes, I'm aware of how awful that is. I'm getting on it, ok? The film has gotten some pretty good reviews, especially when it comes to the acting. Like I said, getting on it. ASAP.



I have been missing this girl. Real bad. She be lookin' good.





So many more goodies coming your way this week! Keep checking back and get updates on the reg when you 'like' Drag 'Em Out on Facebook!

Oy Vey.

Watch the #1 on my Drag 'Em Out List, the original American Idol, Kelly Clarkson, shitfaced and singing "Your Love Is My Drug" by Ke$ha at karaoke with some of her homies.

A Historical Event in Lesbian History

Today is my 21st birthday!!! :) The world has no idea what it's in for. Also, Boston Pride is this weekend! Who's going? Come say hi!!!

Ahem

::raises eyebrow::

Wanna Get Involved?

I'm writing a piece about the web series "Anyone But Me". If you've seen it and want to voice your opinion and get quoted on the blog, you can leave comments below or over at the Drag 'Em Out Facebook fan page!

Interestingggg

Apparently, one of my dragged out celebs, none other than her majesty, Queen Latifah, has recently purchased a house with her personal trainer...Why you would need your 'personal trainer' living at your house, unless she's training you in the sack, is beyond me.

Also, AfterEllen.com has their annual Hot 100 List up!! Head over and see if your favorites made this year's list!

#21. Piper Perabo



If you're a lesbian, you're full aware of who Piper Perabo is. Plain and simple. By name. If you're straight, she's 'that girl from 'Coyote Ugly''. So, here's a head's up. Piper has had two lesbian roles yet to date. In two films that any respectable lesbian would have in their DVD collection. In 'Lost and Delirious', she played Paulie, a student at an all girl Catholic school who's sleeping with, and in love, with her roommate Tori (played by Jessica Pare). However, personally, 'Lost and Delirious' is not one of my faves. But the other film in which Piper plays a lesbian is. That film being 'Imagine Me and You'. Perabo plays Rachel, who on her wedding day to Heck (played by Matthew Goode) makes eye contact across the room with Luce (played by Lena Headey, another lady we all know and love). In that moment, everything changes. I absolutely love this movie. Makes a bitch cry every single time. The great thing about this movie is that it's not so much about sexuality, although Luce is openly gay. It's about human attraction. That it's possible for a human being to fall in love with any other human being, no matter their gender. ::sighs:: If only the rest of the world could be as open-minded.

Piper Perabo seems to be a big 'DUH' in terms of celebrities who need to come out. So, I don't need to get into it much. AND she also has a new show coming out soon called 'Covert Affairs' in which she plays a CIA agent. Will you tune in?










#22. Evan Lysacek


Where do I begin, Mr. Lysacek? First off, hands off of Nastia Liukin because you don't like her gender. Sorry, you don't. Miss Liukin if ya Nastia. Evan Lysacek is an Olympic Gold medal winning, World Champion figure skater. He is also currently on this season of 'Dancing With The Stars'...do I even really need to continue?

Evan is incredibly defensive of his sexuality. Apparently, fellow figure skater, the homolicious Johnny Weir, also tried dragging him out, but to no avail. Here's what Evan had to say:
"Since the Olympics, I've dealt with Johnny's questioning my integrity and sexuality, and I've never spoken out on my own behalf no matter how hurtful those things may have been. I should have known better. Best wishes and congratulations to Johnny as he opens the new season of Ice Theatre of New York. I wish him well in all of his future endeavors."

Oh come on, Lysacek. COME. ON. They'd be wicked cute together, don't you think?

Sad news, '90210' fans

Turns out that the spoilers I had read for tonight's episode were completely false. I've just read, thanks to Heather Hogan at AfterEllen.com, that Gia and Adrianna's relationship is done. Completely done. No chance whatsoever for reconciliation. Also, here's something vomit worthy: Adrianna and Navid will most likely be back together by the end of the season. Lame. Nice try with the whole lesbian storyline, '90210', you really broke some ground with the whole two episodes and ya know, definitely kept your promise of it not being some ratings ploy. ::SNEEZE:: God, I'm sorry. I'm terribly allergic to your bullshit.

Hopefully, they keep Gia around. She's a great character...and ok, yeah, I just want to see Rumer Willis on my TV screen week to week.





And yes, I added that tattoo of a heart with my initials in it on her arm. Wishful thinking.

I fell in love with a boy this week...

World, meet my nephew!! Ryan Bradley was born on 4/22/10 and I'm absolutely in love with him. I'm sorry, I know this is not relevant to the blog in any way, shape or form, but I'm a very proud auntie!

An unsettling rumor abour Rumer

God damnit. If she puts me through this, I will start riots in the street. Riots I tell you. Complete with picket signs, torches and pitchforks. A riot is an ugly thing. Even uglier is the rumor I'm about to report.

Rumer Willis is my girlfriend. Sure, if you ask her about it, she'll deny it and say she's never heard of me, but she just doesn't want the media getting involved in our relationship. She's a thoughtful one, that girlfriend of mine.

I live in a fantasy world.

This past week, there have been rumors circling that Rumer Willis is engaged to her boyfriend Micah Alberti. ::sighs::

Here's why I can tell you for a fact that this isn't true. Remember how I said that Mandy Musgrave and Matt Cohen are each others' security blankets? Well, Rumer, you've been spending a good amount of time with Ms. Musgrave on the set of '90210' and I'm sure the two of you have had lovely talks about it. But if the two of you could knock off giving me heart attacks on the dailty, that'd be greatly appreciated. Micah Alberti is Rumer's security blanket and she is his. Just look at him. Even Perez Hilton agrees with me that he has a serious case of gayface. I wish I could take this blog on the road and do a TV show where I find gay men and gay women who are dating each other and slap them into submisssion. CHRIST.

Luckily, a representive for Rumer told GossipCop.com that these rumors are "not true" and that "she is not engaged".

Good. Keep it that way, Rumer. I don't wanna hear any of this bullshit again. Now hurry up and get home, I want to cuddle and watch 'Imagine Me & You'. :)

Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-CHERRY BOMB!: Reviewing 'The Runaways'

I had wanted to see 'The Runaways' way back when I first heard they were going to make the movie. When they attached Kristen Stewart's name to the project, it quickly became more of a "Ok, I NEED to see this movie.", so, on April 9th, I did just that.


It took everything I had not to sing at the top of my lungs throughout the entire movie. What a ballsy soundtrack. And holy shit. Kristen Stewart. She completely blew me away! She absolutely nailed the voice, especially during 'I Love Playing With Fire'. Throughout the film she really just kept impressing me even more...and further fueled my beliefs that she's a serious carpet muncher. Just sayin'.



And Dakota Fanning. How weird was it to see little Dakota Fanning popping pills and blowing lines of coke? At one point, my friend Allison turned to me and said, "Um, all I keep thinking about is her in 'I Am Sam'." She certainly is growing up, that's for sure.

Both Kristen and Dakota should be seriously proud of themselves for this film. They really were both exceptional as Joan Jett and Cherie Currie, respectively.



Let me run through my short list of complaints before I get to the good stuff. I promise this won't be that long. I understand that the movie was mainly about the relationship between Jett and Currie, but would have killed them to have included the other members just a little bit? Alia Shawkat's character, Robin, was fictional, because in reality, The Runaways went through several bass players. But she honestly said a maximum of four words during the whole movie. Two of which were 'Cherry Bomb' during the song. Alia Shawkat is a massive talent and really deserved much more than that.

Then there was Lita Ford, played by Scout Taylor-Compton, whom I love dearly. I have her autographed photo hanging on my wall. I also have TONS of respect for Lita Ford. Come on now, 'Kiss Me Deadly' is a seriously kick-ass tune. In real life, Cherie Currie and Lita Ford never really got along. But ho-ly shit, did this movie make Lita Ford look like a bitch. Not just a bitch. But uber mega bitch. She was not pleasant for a single second, kind of a turn-off.

Drummer Sandy West, played by Stella Maeve who also turned in a great performance, got more screen time than the other two. A couple of memorable scenes were when she was in the shower and Joan Jett was essentially teaching her how to masturbate...to Farrah Fawcett, no less. ::raises eyebrows:: And when she and Jett went into another bands' dressing room. K Stew drops trou and pisses on a guitar. That was great, I got a good laugh at that one. However, Sandy West passed away in 2006 after a battle with cancer. This was not mentioned at the end of the film. In fact, they only mentioned what Jett, Currie and their manager, Kim Fowley ended up doing after The Runaways. I thought that all members should've been included. It would've been respectful to West, plus Lita Ford had a very respectable solo career for herself.





Now, to what I liked. I loved this movie. I really did. I thought it was done exceptionally well and that (just about) everyone involved turned out a great performance. These girls had to learn to play guitar, bass, drums, etc. for this movie. That's commitment, folks. Joan Jett hardly ever left Kristen Stewart's side during the filming of this movie and I think it really paid off. This role was Kristen Stewart's. Thinking on it now, I don't think there's any other actress that could've played this role. Kudos, Kristen, you really were incredible. So good, in fact, that friends of mine who didn't like her before, have an entirely new perspective of K Stewart.



The film was based off of Cherie Currie's memoir "Neon Angel", which obviously included a lot more than what we saw in the movie. In fact, the movie should've added a few details, because at one point, I had to turn to my friends and explain to them why what was happening was happening. Say that one three times fast? I'm not giving much away. Go see the movie or read the book. Or both!

But, of course, there are some things I do need to tell you. K Stewart smooches a few ladies in this movie. One, of course, being Dakota Fanning. Very tastefully done but still like 'HOT DAMN!' all at once.

I hope this movie inspires all of you girl musicians out there. It made me realize that so many all girl and girl fronted bands that hit it big couldn't have done so without the road paved by The Runaways. They really were one kick ass band.



Until Next Time,
Love and Lesbians. xx.

Catching up with K Stewart

Who is looking MIGHTY gay at Coachella! Someone come pick me up! How quick can we get there?!









Speaking of K Stewart, check back in tomorrow for my review of 'The Runaways'!

Good News, Bad News and...some other gay stuff.

Let's start with the bad news. Really bad news. Tragic, really depressing news. Bet that made you wanna keep reading, huh? I'm sure most of you are already well aware, but I've been really busy this week and haven't had a second until now to sit down and update this thing, but earlier this week, after nine years and two children (twins) together, Melissa Etheridge and Tammy Lynn Michaels have announced their split. And with that announcement, comes my complete loss of faith in humanity. Melissa and Tammy are parents to three year old twins, Miller and Johnnie Rose. Melissa also has two other children, thirteen year old, Bailey and twelve year old, Beckett from her previous relationship with Julie Cypher. And despite hearing this sad news, I'm happy to report that the two remains on good terms and that there was no cheating involved.

Credit to PerezHilton.com:
"There's no third party involved. They just drifted apart over time. There's no animosity whatsoever — they are on friendly terms. They're co-parenting their twins [Miller and Johnnie Rose, 3]. They are living apart but share custody of the kids."

Well, I'm still holding out for them to get back together, but I'll be ok knowing that they remain friendly, I guess.






Let's move on to some happier news, shall we? Again, I'm sure most of you are already well aware, but also earlier this week, President Barack Obama FINALLY granted same-sex couples their hospital visitation rights. It's about freaking time, folks. It's about freaking time.

The memo sent out by the President read as follows:

"Every day, all across America, patients are denied the kindnesses and caring of a loved one at their sides whether in a sudden medical emergency or a prolonged hospital stay.

Affected are "gay and lesbian Americans who are often barred from the bedsides of the partners with whom they may have spent decades of their lives — unable to be there for the person they love, and unable to act as a legal surrogate if their partner is incapacitated."

Amen, sir. One step at a time, that's what it's all about.

President Obama also made a point to give a personal phone call to a woman in Florida named Janice Langbehn who was denied visitation rights when her partner, Lisa Pond passed away in 2007 after suffering from an aneurysm. Lisa died alone. Kudos, Mr. President for stepping in to ensure that this does not need to happen to another same-sex couple across this country.

Now, let's get a move on repealing 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell', huh?

And, in other news, we may not need to panic just yet, fans of '90210'. It seems as if Gia and Adrianna haven't actually broken up yet, despite the ending of last week's episode where we discover that Gia had cheated on Adrianna with her ex, Alexa. We don't get a new episode this Tuesday. Unfortunately, we have to wait until the 27th, but I've heard we might just be ok.

Also, speaking of Rumer Willis:


Gay, gay, gay, gay, gayyyyyyyyy.
Love ya, girlfriend! <3

Until next time,
Love and Lesbians. xx.

Really, '90210'?! REALLY?!

It appears as though yet another TV lesbian romance has come to an end. After a measly two episodes. '90210' promised that this relationship wouldn't be typical. Yet someone cheats after just two episodes? Um, how typical. WHY is it that we can't get a normal functioning lesbian relationship on our television screens? One where there's no cheating? The only one I can currently think of is Callie and Arizona on 'Grey's Anatomy'. I'm upset that we only got two episodes out of this. It could've really turned into something good. Not saying I thought this couple would last forever, but I really liked them together! Here's how all the bullshit went down, if you can stomach it:

First of all, I would like to apologize for the content of this entry. I wrote this last night when I got home from the hospital and had taken some serious pain medication. I probably should not have allowed myself to write. But I did. If you wanna know what happened, comment and I'll tell you. It was ridiculous. Anyway, let's drag some folks out!

#18. Peyton Manning

LOL. #18, get it?

Now this isn't just because I'm a hardcore New England Patriots fan and hate his guts whenever he steps onto the football field, although I do find myself calling him every slur in the book during football season, but I sincerely believe that Peyton Manning might actually be a homosexual.

This man has seen more money than the number of times I've seen Shane McCutcheon's nipples. And I have all six seasons of 'The L Word' on DVD, that's a whole lot of Shane's nipples. Anyway, yeah, so Peyton Manning is loaded. So even though he looks facially like a cross between Bob Dole and Curious George, you know Mr. Manning could've easily landed himself a nice looking blonde bimbo, like his brother and fellow loser, Eli did, or at least have dated Jessica Simpson long enough to be nicknamed 'The Next Husband'. But, no. Peyton has never had J. Simp. In fact, he's never even been seen in public with a female besides his mother...AND HE'S BEEN MARRIED! He and his wife, who looks like she might've been born a male, just sayin', have announced their divorce. And ya know, despite having the vocabulary skills of a toenail, this guy has thousands of women throwing themselves at his feet wanting to be the next Mrs. Peyton Manning. But Peyton has no good looking female arm candy. Why? Well, folks, do you think it's possible that Peyton Manning might be gay? He spends his days with his hands between a guy's legs and exchanging slaps on the ass with the rest of 'em.

All joking aside, if Peyton Manning came out of the closet, it would easily be the most groundbreaking LGBT news to ever hit the world of sports. Peyton, if you want the NFL, go to the NFL. If you want the cock, GO to the cock. You've just been dragged out.


#19. Jessica Capshaw


She is half of (one of) the cutest lesbian couples currently on television, the Arizona to Sara Ramirez's Callie. And she, wow...she has really pretty eyes. I've never noticed before. Sorry, I'm a total sucker for pretty eyes. Kristen Stewart's eyes cause me to drool.

Why am I dragging out Jessica Capshaw? Well, besides her affiliation with lesbian roles, I mean, come on, you fuck Jennifer Beals and you've essentially got a lesbian in for life, but because Jessica Capshaw is pregnant. Wait, what?! Totally not what you were expecting, was it? Haha, fooled you guys.

Jessica Capshaw's pregnancy is her key to unlocking the door into Lezboland. Why? Because currently on 'Grey's Anatomy', Callie wants to have a baby. Arizona doesn't. But, we all know that these two are meant to be together and will end up having an adorable freaking kid...or two. Where was I? Oh, right. Jessica Capshaw is pregnant because she secretly wants to have a baby with Sara Ramirez. And there you have it. Jesus, that was God awful, wasn't it?





#20. Matt Cohen


Known best, or rather, known only for his role as the gay faced, ruiner of perfect lesbian relationship and complete tool, Aiden Dennison on 'South of Nowhere', Matthew Cohen is also a big ol' homosexual. I like that. Blatant and to the point. A big ol' homosexual. I'm not just dragging out Mr. Cohen because I'm jealous that he gets to put his hands on my Mandy Candy, Ms. Musgrave, but also to save them both before they make a terrible, terrible mistake.

If you read the post where I dragged out Mandy Musgrave, you'll know that these two are engaged to be wed. This is called a security blanket. It is what gay people use when they are too scared to come out. I had one. My blanket came in the form of the boyfriend I had for a year when I was in high school and when I lost that security blanket, I freaked out. But, no worries, Matt and Mandy, I realized that I didn't need my security blanket and I think I've done pretty well for myself since. You both can do this.

Now, anyone who watched 'South of Nowhere' will agree, that it would've been much more convincing to see Aiden dating Glen than it was when we were forced to try and watch him get with Spencer and Madison and Kyla and get with Ashley and ruin everyone's fucking life. When your gay vibe is that intense, go with the flow, my brother. Go with the flow.






Also, wanted to bring your attention to the first celebrity I dragged out on here, Ms. Kelly Clarkson, who gave me a little chuckle on her Twitter this morning:
kelly_clarkson RT @allyroar: I don't know what to say to @Kelly_clarkson tonight. Any suggestions? -hey Kelly, you look amazingly, good-looking tonight :)

::Raises eyebrows:: Alright there, K. Clarks, fishing for some compliments from the ladies. I dig.

90210 gets a little gay

If you've read this blog more than once, I'm sure you've noticed by now that I have a teeny tiny little crush on Rumer Willis. Well, if you haven't (how you're reading this blind, I don't know), there it is, out there in the open. I have a crush on Rumer Willis. And because of this, I've been obsessively watching '90210' for the past few weeks. Initially I tuned in just to see Mandy Musgrave playing yet ANOTHER lesbian, but the Gia/Adrianna storyline has really captivated my attention. So far, it has been a surprisingly genuine love story, a first for any show of its kind, really. How long it lasts, uh, well, after I watch tonight I'm sure I'll have something to say. But let's catch up on Gia and Ade, shall we?

Last time I brought up the girls, they were right about here:






Awwww! How cute, right?! Like I said, '90210' has really been surprising me these past few weeks. Anyway. Fast forward to the next episode.





For a brief second there at the beginning, it almost looked to me like the girls were getting ready to U-Haul. WAYYYY too much lesbian stereotyping going on had that happened. But nah, Rumer Willis is just similar to my brand of dyke. Our girl tells us to iron, we iron with a big ol' smile on our face and possibly do a little vacuuming, maybe make some dinner, because we know that if we do all this and do it in a pleasant disposition, that we will be getting laid later that evening. That is why we do that. It's not necessarily that we want to. It's because we know damn well we're getting something in return. Secrets of Lezboland, from me to you. So, uh, Rumer, when can I make you dinner?



Andddd back to '90210', so thanks to Gia, Adrianna is now the lead singer of an all-chick band called 'The Glorious Steinems', what an awesome name. The band is set to play their first show with their new vocalist, with Gia providing the role of taxi driver. But there's just one problem, all of their equipment is at the school. And locked up. Woops. Nice planning there, ladies. So, Gia, being the always thinkin' lez that she is, decides that they should climb the fire escape and jump into the courtyard. They all react like it's the best damn idea they've ever heard and that if they'd been there without her, it probably would've taken them a good four hours to figure that out. This includes Adrianna, who is clearly smitten with her new ladylove and Gia tells her to "Come here", which really means, 'Hey, let's tongue wrestle!'. Ade starts to lean in to get ready to rumble when a member of her band comes busting around the corner and ruins it. Adrianna isn't ready to let anyone know that she's dating Gia and Gia isn't having none of that shit. Ladies, ladies, ladies. This is why we do not date the bi-curious species and solely sleep with them, right?



So our girls are in their first little arguement which is totally justified on Gia's part because SHE SAID NO TO GETTING BACK TOGETHER WITH MANDY FUCKING MUSGRAVE TO BE WITH THIS GIRL!!! Adrianna doesn't seem to understand that that is one BFG. One big fucking deal. If I were Gia, I'd be pulling the same attitude. In fact, maybe even with a little more 'bitch tude' thrown in.

The Glorious Steinems finally get to their show. Gia is still not talking to her lady. Ade is freaking out because of stage fright and says she won't perform. But, in true lesbian fashion, the girls all come together to get over their fears, get on stage and perform a kick ass show. But that's not the best part by a long shot, oh no. Check it out for yourselves.



Niiiice. Adrianna kisses Gia. And she kisses her good. And if you go back and look, Rumer totally grabs her ass. Straight up. Takes a fistful of ass. Nicely done, my 'I'm not gay, I swear I'm not' little lovebucket. Adrianna makes her relationship with Gia public and seems to be much happier that way and you know that Gia is much happier that way as well.

This storyline really has surprised me week by week. This isn't like the whole Alex/Marissa debacle we were all forced to watch on 'The OC'. This is a legitimate relationship between two girls, one a full blown lesbian, who actually really like each other. And it's been refreshing to see a girl on girl relationship played out on mainly teen targeted television so accurately. But again, we'll see what tonight brings.

Until next time,
Love and Lesbians xx.

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First off, I'd like to draw your attention back to a celebrity I dragged out a few entries ago. It seems as if I'm definitely not the only one who's got her on my gaydar. Check it out:


100% lesbian...someday you guys are gonna be glad you read this thing. P.S. On '90210' this past Tuesday, Rumer totally grabbed Jessica Lowndes' ass while they were kissing. I'm telling you for a fact that the director did not tell her to do that. Girlfriend's just looking for a little booty.

#15. Jennifer Aniston



Jennifer Aniston is not a lesbian.

At all.

But ya know how people say, 'If by the time I'm forty and unmarried and it's starting to look like I'll be alone forever, I'm gonna go lesbian'? Well, Jen, you're over forty now and when you've struck out that many times, it's time to take a walk over to the wild side, don't ya think? I know plenty of ladies dying to sleep with you.

So, Miss Aniston, not dragging you out exactly, but dragging you by that gorgeous head of hair over to LezVille for some much needed lady lovin'.




#16. Queen Latifah


I love her. I think she's hilarious and she's so multi-talented...and I'm sure her girlfriend feels the same way. Huh, what? Oh yeah. Your majesty, I am dragging you out.

Queen Latifah has never really stepped out into the spotlight with a man...and we all remember those TERRIBLE outfits she wore prior to her new classy look. She's also seen out quite frequently with a woman she refers to as her 'trainer'. Trainer in the gym? Trainer in the sack? Option two sounds promising.





Nobody I know hangs out with their 'trainer' THAT much. Come on, Queen. Out with it. Hop aboard the Queer Express, you're in for a wild ride!


#17. Sophia Bush



Ok, in all honesty, this is just to satisfy the little fantasy world that I live in. I mean, there's a slight chance that this could be true. SLIGHT. But I'm stating my case anyway.

My love, Sophia Anna Bush, is most recognized as Brooke Davis on "One Tree Hill", which by the way, has gotten beyond ridiculous these past two seasons. She's also starred in "The Hitcher" and "John Tucker Must Die", amongst others. She was married to her OTH co-star Chad Michael Murray for a total of five months but she got an annulment because he's a cheating prick. HOW CAN YOU CHEAT ON SOPHIA BUSH?! HELL-OOOO?!

Anyway, Sophia hasn't really gone public with a relationship since and has spent her time since then smooching some chicks on-screen.






Now, Sophia, you don't have to come out to the world...but if you could do me this small favor, sweetheart, you'd kinda make my life complete.

So, I got a message on my Facebook fan page asking, "If you could date a celebrity, who would it be and why?" Thanks to Andrea first of all! And second, I couldn't pick just one. It's kind of like the concept of eating a potato chip, you can't have just one...which is why women have two boobs because two is better than one. Anyway, here are some of the celebrities whom, if given the chance, I would love to take on a date.

#1. Kathryn Prescott


I honestly can't even tell you exactly what it is about this girl I love so much. Maybe it's because I'm a sucker for girls with accents or girls with accents who play lesbians on TV. Whatever it is, Kat Prescott is currently my number one lady love.


#2. Sophia Bush


Because I've loved her since I was fifteen years old and she's perfect. Sophia Bush is sexy as all hell and when she talks...Christ, don't even get me started.


#3. Ellen Page


I've wanted to take Ellen Page out on a date ever since I first saw the trailer for 'Juno' and she made my gaydar go off. Honestly, is there anyone as freaking cute as Ellen Page?


#4. Rumer Willis


Alright, I get that she has the whole chin thing that no one digs going on, but I happen to think Rumer is cute as hell. This is kind of a recent developing celebrity crush on my end, just the past two weeks or so, but whatever, I'd totally take her on a date.


#5. Johnny Depp


Because I'm allowed one man crush and I fucking LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE this man. I'm pretty sure there are more pictures of him on my wall than women. But remember, folks, Johnny Depp is to lesbians as Angelina Jolie is to straight women. And I love me some J. Depp.




Of course I could probably go on through another thirty or so celebrities, but I'll spare you. Thanks again to Andrea for the question and I'll have three new celebs to drag out for you within the next two days.

The closet is starting to empty

Kudos to two celebrities who made public 'coming out' announcements this week! Both singer Ricky Martin (like, honestly, if anyone was surprised by that...) and 'True Blood' actress Anna Paquin, have come out this week as gay and bisexual, respectively. Congratulations to the both of you and hope to see you on the front lines with the rest of us promoting equality!!





Anna's coming out came in forms as a promotional video for wegiveadamn.org which you are welcome to go and check out.

About last night...

Surprisingly well done, '90210'. Kudos.

#13. Rumer Willis




Although technically famous since birth, the daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, and step-daughter of Ashton Kutcher, is finally starting to come into her own. But come out on her own? Not so much. You know the drill, Rumer. I'm dragging you out.

Within the past few years, Rumer has really started making her way into the family business. She had a role in "The House Bunny", a role in the horror flick "Sorority Row" and has recently been seen in '90210' as an out lesbian named Gia, which is probably where the majority of you know her from. I had heard about this whole lesbian storyline, mainly because I heard that Mandy Musgrave would be appearing in a few episodes as Gia's ex-girlfriend. But I figured, 'This is 90210, how great can it actually be?'. So, I never really tuned in to watch. It was a text message from my sister Sam that really sparked my interest.

Sam: "Are you watching the '90210' lesbian storyline?"
Me: "The one with Mandy Musgrave? I've seen a few clips, but I haven't really watched it."
Sam: "No, you need to watch it. Rumer Willis is totally a top."

For me, that sealed the deal and I went on YouTube as soon as I got home that night to catch up on '90210'. And well, I loved it. So much that starting this Tuesday, I'll be tuning in religiously every week to see what they do with this whole Gia/Adrianna (played by Jessica Lowndes) storyline.

I know, I know. Just because she plays a lesbian on TV doesn't mean she is one. Yada Yada Yada. Well, let's just say that Sam was right, because I texted her the next day: "Rumer Willis is SUCH a lez!" Why you ask? Let's take a look.

1. Watch the way she walks. Lesbian swag, that's what that is. If that's her acting, Christ, she deserves an award just for putting one foot in front of the other.
2. Emily Fitch colored hair, not to mention the vast array of in-style lesbian haircuts that Rumer has been sporting these past few years.
3.


...and a picture is worth a thousand words.




#14. Derek Hough




The first time I ever saw 'Dancing With The Stars', which was only recently because I LOVE Kelly Osbourne, she's the coolest, THIS little gem came on screen and I remember saying out loud, "Who's the gay face?" That gay face, America, is dancer Derek Hough.

Sequins, spandex and tap shoes, this guy has the makings of being the next member of Menudo or being Johnny Weir's personal man candy. I love Johnny Weir, he's fabulous. Does anyone love Johnny Weir?

Personally, I just don't get why wouldn't come out, Derek. It's not like it'll ruin your career, dude! You're a freaking DANCER.

Come on, Hough. Who the hell you tryin' to fool?




P.S. My apologies. I know I usually do three celebs, but I'm exhausted. Next time, there'll be.

#10. Miley Cyrus




Now before you all start throwing hissy fits and telling me that I have no idea what I'm talking about, let's take some serious facts into consideration. Miley Cyrus starting working for Disney at a young age, she attempted to maintain her 'wholesome good Christian virgin girl' image, but let's face it, that's pretty much gone. And to think, I used to have so much respect for you, Miley.

Well, I used to have a lot of respect for another girl who's situation was very like that of Billy Ray's little girl. That girl goes by the name Lindsay Lohan. Droppin' names on ya now. That's right. Lindsay Lohan.

Now, I'm not saying that Miley is a straight up lesbian. BUT, if she continues down the path she's on, one very similar to Lindsay's, she's on a one-way track to alcohol, cocaine and Samantha Ronson. Don't believe me? Just you wait.




#11. Mandy Musgrave




Ladies and well, ladies, THIS lovely lady is no stranger to your sexual fantasies. Wait, that's not just me, right? Phew, that'd be embarrassing. Ladies, the woman, the myth, the legend...Ashley Davies. Er, I mean, Mandy Musgrave. My apologies, self-professed 'South of Nowhere' whore over here.

Mandy first appeared on the lesbian radar as the daughter of a rock star on the way too short lived 'South of Nowhere'. The, without a doubt, Romeo to Spencer's Juliet. Is it sad that my obsession with this show has gotten so ridiculous that I plan on naming my first daughter Spencer?

Sorry, where was I? Oh, that's right. Mandy Musgrave, I'm dragging you out.

Our Mandy Candy gave us Ashley Davies who gave us the whole 'I'm not into labels' way of avoiding discussing one's sexuality. And now EVERYONE uses that damn line. Ahem, OUT WITH IT, KATHRYN PRESCOTT!...Mandy Musgrave, lesbian trendsetter.

Mandy has had quite a few lesbian roles in her career to date. Besides Ashley Davies, she is playing the character of Misty in Angela Robinson's way too long awaited lesbian rock musical film, 'Girltrash: All Night Long', and she has also recently been seen on '90210' as Rumer Willis' character's ex-girlfriend. Say that one three times fast, I dare ya.

Mandy is a lady lover. She loves locking lips with the female members of the human race. How is she 'convincingly' covering it up, you ask? By being engaged to an individual I soon will also be dragging out. He's the dickhead from 'South of Nowhere', he is Matt Cohen.

If anyone finds out when and where this wedding is taking place, please shoot me an e-mail: screamingsincerity@yahoo.com When "Does anyone have reason why these two should not be wed?" is said, I'll come busting through the door 'Say Anything' style, holding a boombox over my head playing 'Come To My Window' by Melissa Etheridge. A few moments later, Lance Bass will come barging through in the same fashion, only playing Cher's 'Strong Enough'. And we'll both yell in unison, "I DO! THERE IS FAR TOO MUCH GAY GOING ON THIS WEDDING!" You and I both know you'd pay to see that.

But it doesn't have to get to that point, Mandy. Kick and scream all you want, sunshine, but, you've just been dragged out.




#12. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt





I'm going to get so much shit for this one...and I'm still typing, I can take it.

Once upon a time, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie engaged in heterosexual intercourse. They made a baby. Nine months later, she was born. They named her Shiloh, blah blah blah...

This Hollywood couple has given us our most famous D.I.T. (Dyke in Training) yet to date. But don't you worry, Shiloh, I'll give you ten or so years before I actually drag you out.

However, it looks like I may not have to. Shiloh reminds me a lot of myself when I was a kid. Well, red flag, ma and pop! Someday your little girl is going to be a running a blog about closeted celebrities! Ok, not really. Besides the whole having superstar parents who are wealthier than God and having siblings from all over the universe, Shiloh and I are similar. Shiloh may not even be gay...But, um, if the shoe fits...

Shiloh recently ditched her long blonde locks for a short 'I'm totally ready for Lilith Fair!' kinda 'do. She's often seen in hats, ties and pirate costumes. No, I understand not all lesbians dress like pirates, but there was this porn I saw once ...And now I'm talking about porn while outing a three year old. See y'all in Hell. And Shiloh, see ya at a pride parade in ten or fifteen years. The lesbian community is waiting to welcome you with open arms. And, uh, bring your mom.

A Fond Farewell to a Lesbian Legacy

These past few years have not been kind to lesbians on television. I went from having a plethora of things to watch to virtually nothing and it is only now slowly but surely re-building itself. I cried when 'The L Word' came to an end. Honestly because it was the worst series finale of any television series I'd ever seen. Ilene Chaiken, I really don't think there's a way I could ever forgive you for that. No, really. But as much as I loved 'The L Word', I mean we all did. Do? Did? Do? But nothing compared, for me, at least, to 'South of Nowhere'. Jesus Christ, I LOVED that show. I would stay in on Friday nights just to watch it. I've got an autographed cast photo as well as a letter and autographed photo from Gabrielle Christian, who played Spencer, hanging on my bedroom wall. That show came out at such a crucial time in my life, just as I began becoming comfortable with my sexuality. It was my place to turn when I needed to know that I wasn't alone. I love Spencer Carlin. I love Ashley Davies. I love their relationship. I laughed when they laughed. I cried when they cried. For fuck's sake, I STILL miss them. But as much as I love Spashley, there's a couple that I'm going to miss even more and have come to love even more.

This past week, I've had to cope with saying goodbye to the lesbian legacy that is Naomily, Naomi Campbell and Emily Fitch from 'Skins'. Two years of watching these girls and it's like I've known them my whole life. I absolutely adore the actresses who play them, Lily Loveless and Kathryn Prescott, respectively. When it comes down to it, really, everything about Naomily is right. I believe that it is very possibly the most accurately portrayed lesbian relationship to ever be on television. They may not realize it yet, but what Kat, Lily and the 'Skins' writers have done in these two short years is so incredibly groundbreaking. Here were two female characters who didn't kiss tight-lipped that one time and never speak of it again because it was Sweeps Week. These two female characters embarked on a journey of a beautiful and sometimes disastrous relationship, but really what they've embarked on here, is a legacy. And one that is not soon to be forgotten.





Although we only had two years, we got to watch Naomily grow from something faint to an incredibly beautiful love story. When we first met Naomi and Emily, we found out that the two had a history. They had kissed previously. Katie, Emily's overbearing twin sister, led everyone to believe that it was Naomi who kissed Emily and that Naomi was the big bad dyke that everyone should avoid. We learn, however, that it was Emily who kissed the blonde. Emily who wanted to do this all the time. The first time we the viewers saw these two lock lips was after an afternoon of MDMA brownies at Panda's house. And it wasn't the drugs, girls, we could all see it. You two were in love.





Naomi's episode, if you haven't seen it, I highly suggest you watch it online and not on the U.S. BBC Channel, was just so beautifully done. The scene of the two of them down by the edge of the lake, and the morning after are some of my favorite scenes of all time. When Emily says, "I know you, Naomi. I know you're lonely. I think you need someone to want you. Well, I DO want you...so, be brave...and want me back." Oh my God, my heart starts breaking every single damn time. Emily knew she was gay right from the start. "I like sex with girls. I like their rosy lips, their hard nipples, bums, soft thighs. I like tits and fanny, you know?" It was Naomi who was struggling to come to terms with it all, pushing Emily away whenever she could. We only found out recently why that was.




Another great Naomily scene is the 'holding hands through the cat flap' scene. Genius. Whoever came up with that is a bloody fucking genius. Naomi tells Emily, "When I'm with you, I feel like I'm a better person. I feel happier, less alone, less lonely." And here starts cracking away at the hard-ass that is Naomi Campbell.




By the time the college Love Ball rolls around, the two are so insanely in love with each other and of course, Naomi is pushing it away. However, love will always find a way. And it does. It takes Emily and Katie beating the piss out of each other to do so, but hey. Emily announces, "I like girls. No, I like A girl. No...I love her." With that, Naomi gestures for Emily to take her hand. FINALLY!!! And with an 'I love you, too', our girls go walking hand-in-hand into the sunset ready to start their happily ever after.




...That is, until the next season. It opens up in a club where all of our favorite friends are dancing away the effects of MDMA and looky here, our favorite girls are making out in public without a care in the world. Aw, isn't that---WHOA! Did you see that? That bitch just offed herself from the balcony. The (at first) nameless face would soon become one of the most important characters in the story of Naomily. But until then, let's put her out of our heads. Our girls are happy and deliriously in love. Room for three on that scooter, ladies? They're living together. U-Hauled like a couple of typical freaking lesbians and they have all the alone time they need. And just when everything seems good as gold, nameless face enters the picture. Her name is Sophia and she was under the influence of MDMA when she died. MDMA that Naomi had sold her, unbeknownst to Emily who now begins to investigate. What she discovers is horrifying, heart wrenching and vomit inducing. It made me so mad that I blogged about it on my music myspace, which you can read here (blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=368772720&blogId=528337577) Naomi CHEATED on Emily. And I broke down and cried. Not only because I've been in Emily's shoes, but because they worked SO God damn hard to get to where they were, only to have it ruined. Fuck, was I pissed. So pissed that if Lily Loveless happened to have been sitting next to me, I would've punched her square in the ovaries. I cursed Naomi's name under my breath all night. I just couldn't believe it.




The rest of the season between Naomi and Emily was more full of more angst than Kelly Clarkson going worldwide and singing her songs about how much she loves women and not being able to tell anyone...Oops, sorry, back to Naomily. Emily loved Naomi, but she wanted revenge for Naomi's act of ultimate betrayal. This is best illustrated in the cookout scene at Naomi and Emily's place. It is here where we hear Emily tell her most boldfaced lie. We know that there's no one Emily wants to be with other than Naomi. Don't pull that shit on us, Fitch. We're too smart for that.

Throughout the season, it seemed as if everything might've been getting a little better for everyone going through some seriously intense shit. i.e. The darling Effy. Except for Naomily, things just seemed to be getting worse. On top of it all, Emily starting bringing this girl Mandy around the house to basically dangle in front of Naomi. In the last episode, Emily wakes up next to Mandy, who's, uh, kinda sorta naked. Come on, here. Not you, too, Ems. Emily, unsure of what had happened, gets up in a daze and sniffs her fingers. I. DIED. WHO'S IDEA WAS THAT?! THAT. IS. FRICKING. HILARIOUS. Ahh, jeez. ::wipes tears:: Funny shit. After over hearing a conversation between Emily and Naomi, who comes home pretending not to give a damn, Mandy gives Emsy an ultimatum. Shut up, bitch. She ain't yours. Naomi then decides to take a stab back at Emily by dangling the same girl in front of her face. Seriously great acting by Loveless in this scene. Emily leaves, clearly upset and Mandy makes a pass at Naomi and says, "If you don't want her, I do." Thus we have, the slap heard 'round the world. Good for you, Naoms. Fight for your girl!

The next morning, Emily wakes up and turns to see Naomi gazing at her. "I love you" she whispers. Naomi responds with a "Don't lie". When Emily doesn't respond, Naomi gets out of bed and informs Emily that her mom will be moving back soon and that it's probably best if she leaves. COME ON, GUYS!! YOU CAN WORK THIS OUT! DON'T DO THIS! Later we see an ass naked, yes ASS. NAKED. Lily Loveless in bed holding the last shirt that Emily wore to sleep with her. She wraps herself up in bed and lays down in the fetal position. She's been defeated. These two need each other. They both know it. They're just too stubborn to admit it.

The last scene we see our girls in, I can't even...Just watch, let Naomi explain.




Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!! This is what it's all about, folks. That's it, right there. "I would die for you. I love you. I love you so much and it's killing me." You just killed ME, Lily Loveless. There's a damn lump in my throat.

These girls have stolen , broken and re-stolen my heart throughout these past two seasons. Soulmates isn't a term to be tossed around lightly, but watching the story of Naomi and Emily unfold mixed with the real and believable on-screen chemistry between Kathryn Prescott and Lily Loveless, I say this confidently: Emily and Naomi are made for each other. They are soulmates and although we'll never really know, may Naomily live happily ever after!

Completely unrelated, but, if the incredibly hot blonde with the K Stewart eyes who came into my work the other day happens to stumble across this blog, here is my e-mail address: screamingsincerity@yahoo.com Let's make out? Awesome.

And back to business, 3 new celebrities for you today.

#7. Kathryn Prescott



Let me first start off by saying that I love this girl. No, really, I'm completely in love with her. Wait, she has a boyfriend? Well, that sends my whole 'meet, fall in love, get married, have five kids and live happily ever after' plan crashing and burning, doesn't it? Perhaps not. Kathryn Prescott, I'm dragging you out.

For those of you who don't know who Kat is (shame on you), here's a little insight. Kat stars as Emily Fitch on a show called 'Skins' which airs in Britain. It's like Degrassi, only maybe not as ridiculous, if you will. Kat's character, Emily, is a lesbian. She says it best herself: "I like sex with girls. I like their rosy lips, their hard nipples, bums, soft thighs. I like tits and fanny, you know?" I think that if I'm ever in a profession that requires a business card, I want that written under my name. But anyway, back to my wife. Now, I understand that it is Kathryn's character saying these things and not Kathryn herself...or is it? Let's take a look at what we're working with here. I'm saying this with complete confidence: Kathryn Prescott and her co-star Lily Loveless, who plays her on-screen girlfriend, Naomi, have fucked. They have engaged in lesbian sex with one another. Not dragging Lily out though, just Kat. She herself has said, "I'm not really into labels." in regards to her sexuality. Don't you go all Ashley Davies on me, Prescott. I want a straight, or rather, a gay answer so that we can get back on track with our whole 'meet, fall in love, get married, have five kids and live happily ever after' plan.







#8. Kevin Jonas



Beyonce once said, "If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it." And honey, this boy put that ring on the wrong gender. Although not as popular as his brothers, Joe and Nick, Kevin Jonas has something to offer. He gets the privilege of being labeled the gay, or excuse me, the gayest of the bunch. His voice is a combination of Perez Hilton and possibly Ryan Seacrest. Jesus, that's enough gay to turn the whole world a shade of rainbow. And don't you wish you could've been a fly on the fall on his wedding night? I can't even imagine the sound of his high pitched (yet on key) scream when he saw a vagina for the first time. That's not the part you're looking to play with, JoBro! "Ohhh this is an S.O.S., Kevin Jonas likes gay sex." Hey, check it out, I got songwriting skills, too. Perchance I'm the lesbian Bonus Jonas.






#9. Katherine Moennig



If you're raising your eyebrows or rolling your eyes at this one, I can't say I blame you, but it's true. Kate, our beloved Shane McCutcheon, hasn't actually come out...yet. I know. I can't believe it either. Everyone wants to land themselves a Shane somewhere down the line. Bitch has got it all. My older sister Sam said it best, "Ever hear the phrase: 'If it looks like a pig, eats like a pig, walks like a pig, talks like a pig...it's a fucking pig'? Yeah, that's Kate Moennig." Couldn't have said it any better myself. The closet can be a lonely place, love. Let's drag you outta there.

Katherine's role choices haven't exactly portrayed her in a 'heterosexual light', if you will. Her breakout performance in 'Young Americans' had her messing around with gender roles, she played Drew Barrymore's 'friend' (as in close friend, like really close. The kind of friend who gets into bed naked with you and wraps their legs around you while you sleep. A.K.A. The best damn friend there is) in 'Everybody's Fine', a somewhat hard-ass androgynous doctor on the short lived 'Three Rivers', an artist with a SERIOUS mullet in 'Art School Confidential' (P.S. Girlfriend, NOT a good look for you.) and, of course, as every lesbian's dream. The one. The only. Shane McCutcheon on 'The L Word'. Ow Owwww. Hmm, seems to be a bit of a trend going on here, Kate. Care to elaborate? I guess this one is kind of a cheap shot, considering it's something that everyone with a pair of eyes knows. Kate, I'm sure you're hooking up with a bunch of us on the nightly anyway, but come on, enough is enough. Come out already so that I can relocate and desperately try to be one of those girls.