Sad news, '90210' fans

Turns out that the spoilers I had read for tonight's episode were completely false. I've just read, thanks to Heather Hogan at AfterEllen.com, that Gia and Adrianna's relationship is done. Completely done. No chance whatsoever for reconciliation. Also, here's something vomit worthy: Adrianna and Navid will most likely be back together by the end of the season. Lame. Nice try with the whole lesbian storyline, '90210', you really broke some ground with the whole two episodes and ya know, definitely kept your promise of it not being some ratings ploy. ::SNEEZE:: God, I'm sorry. I'm terribly allergic to your bullshit.

Hopefully, they keep Gia around. She's a great character...and ok, yeah, I just want to see Rumer Willis on my TV screen week to week.





And yes, I added that tattoo of a heart with my initials in it on her arm. Wishful thinking.

I fell in love with a boy this week...

World, meet my nephew!! Ryan Bradley was born on 4/22/10 and I'm absolutely in love with him. I'm sorry, I know this is not relevant to the blog in any way, shape or form, but I'm a very proud auntie!

An unsettling rumor abour Rumer

God damnit. If she puts me through this, I will start riots in the street. Riots I tell you. Complete with picket signs, torches and pitchforks. A riot is an ugly thing. Even uglier is the rumor I'm about to report.

Rumer Willis is my girlfriend. Sure, if you ask her about it, she'll deny it and say she's never heard of me, but she just doesn't want the media getting involved in our relationship. She's a thoughtful one, that girlfriend of mine.

I live in a fantasy world.

This past week, there have been rumors circling that Rumer Willis is engaged to her boyfriend Micah Alberti. ::sighs::

Here's why I can tell you for a fact that this isn't true. Remember how I said that Mandy Musgrave and Matt Cohen are each others' security blankets? Well, Rumer, you've been spending a good amount of time with Ms. Musgrave on the set of '90210' and I'm sure the two of you have had lovely talks about it. But if the two of you could knock off giving me heart attacks on the dailty, that'd be greatly appreciated. Micah Alberti is Rumer's security blanket and she is his. Just look at him. Even Perez Hilton agrees with me that he has a serious case of gayface. I wish I could take this blog on the road and do a TV show where I find gay men and gay women who are dating each other and slap them into submisssion. CHRIST.

Luckily, a representive for Rumer told GossipCop.com that these rumors are "not true" and that "she is not engaged".

Good. Keep it that way, Rumer. I don't wanna hear any of this bullshit again. Now hurry up and get home, I want to cuddle and watch 'Imagine Me & You'. :)

Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-CHERRY BOMB!: Reviewing 'The Runaways'

I had wanted to see 'The Runaways' way back when I first heard they were going to make the movie. When they attached Kristen Stewart's name to the project, it quickly became more of a "Ok, I NEED to see this movie.", so, on April 9th, I did just that.


It took everything I had not to sing at the top of my lungs throughout the entire movie. What a ballsy soundtrack. And holy shit. Kristen Stewart. She completely blew me away! She absolutely nailed the voice, especially during 'I Love Playing With Fire'. Throughout the film she really just kept impressing me even more...and further fueled my beliefs that she's a serious carpet muncher. Just sayin'.



And Dakota Fanning. How weird was it to see little Dakota Fanning popping pills and blowing lines of coke? At one point, my friend Allison turned to me and said, "Um, all I keep thinking about is her in 'I Am Sam'." She certainly is growing up, that's for sure.

Both Kristen and Dakota should be seriously proud of themselves for this film. They really were both exceptional as Joan Jett and Cherie Currie, respectively.



Let me run through my short list of complaints before I get to the good stuff. I promise this won't be that long. I understand that the movie was mainly about the relationship between Jett and Currie, but would have killed them to have included the other members just a little bit? Alia Shawkat's character, Robin, was fictional, because in reality, The Runaways went through several bass players. But she honestly said a maximum of four words during the whole movie. Two of which were 'Cherry Bomb' during the song. Alia Shawkat is a massive talent and really deserved much more than that.

Then there was Lita Ford, played by Scout Taylor-Compton, whom I love dearly. I have her autographed photo hanging on my wall. I also have TONS of respect for Lita Ford. Come on now, 'Kiss Me Deadly' is a seriously kick-ass tune. In real life, Cherie Currie and Lita Ford never really got along. But ho-ly shit, did this movie make Lita Ford look like a bitch. Not just a bitch. But uber mega bitch. She was not pleasant for a single second, kind of a turn-off.

Drummer Sandy West, played by Stella Maeve who also turned in a great performance, got more screen time than the other two. A couple of memorable scenes were when she was in the shower and Joan Jett was essentially teaching her how to masturbate...to Farrah Fawcett, no less. ::raises eyebrows:: And when she and Jett went into another bands' dressing room. K Stew drops trou and pisses on a guitar. That was great, I got a good laugh at that one. However, Sandy West passed away in 2006 after a battle with cancer. This was not mentioned at the end of the film. In fact, they only mentioned what Jett, Currie and their manager, Kim Fowley ended up doing after The Runaways. I thought that all members should've been included. It would've been respectful to West, plus Lita Ford had a very respectable solo career for herself.





Now, to what I liked. I loved this movie. I really did. I thought it was done exceptionally well and that (just about) everyone involved turned out a great performance. These girls had to learn to play guitar, bass, drums, etc. for this movie. That's commitment, folks. Joan Jett hardly ever left Kristen Stewart's side during the filming of this movie and I think it really paid off. This role was Kristen Stewart's. Thinking on it now, I don't think there's any other actress that could've played this role. Kudos, Kristen, you really were incredible. So good, in fact, that friends of mine who didn't like her before, have an entirely new perspective of K Stewart.



The film was based off of Cherie Currie's memoir "Neon Angel", which obviously included a lot more than what we saw in the movie. In fact, the movie should've added a few details, because at one point, I had to turn to my friends and explain to them why what was happening was happening. Say that one three times fast? I'm not giving much away. Go see the movie or read the book. Or both!

But, of course, there are some things I do need to tell you. K Stewart smooches a few ladies in this movie. One, of course, being Dakota Fanning. Very tastefully done but still like 'HOT DAMN!' all at once.

I hope this movie inspires all of you girl musicians out there. It made me realize that so many all girl and girl fronted bands that hit it big couldn't have done so without the road paved by The Runaways. They really were one kick ass band.



Until Next Time,
Love and Lesbians. xx.

Catching up with K Stewart

Who is looking MIGHTY gay at Coachella! Someone come pick me up! How quick can we get there?!









Speaking of K Stewart, check back in tomorrow for my review of 'The Runaways'!

Good News, Bad News and...some other gay stuff.

Let's start with the bad news. Really bad news. Tragic, really depressing news. Bet that made you wanna keep reading, huh? I'm sure most of you are already well aware, but I've been really busy this week and haven't had a second until now to sit down and update this thing, but earlier this week, after nine years and two children (twins) together, Melissa Etheridge and Tammy Lynn Michaels have announced their split. And with that announcement, comes my complete loss of faith in humanity. Melissa and Tammy are parents to three year old twins, Miller and Johnnie Rose. Melissa also has two other children, thirteen year old, Bailey and twelve year old, Beckett from her previous relationship with Julie Cypher. And despite hearing this sad news, I'm happy to report that the two remains on good terms and that there was no cheating involved.

Credit to PerezHilton.com:
"There's no third party involved. They just drifted apart over time. There's no animosity whatsoever — they are on friendly terms. They're co-parenting their twins [Miller and Johnnie Rose, 3]. They are living apart but share custody of the kids."

Well, I'm still holding out for them to get back together, but I'll be ok knowing that they remain friendly, I guess.






Let's move on to some happier news, shall we? Again, I'm sure most of you are already well aware, but also earlier this week, President Barack Obama FINALLY granted same-sex couples their hospital visitation rights. It's about freaking time, folks. It's about freaking time.

The memo sent out by the President read as follows:

"Every day, all across America, patients are denied the kindnesses and caring of a loved one at their sides whether in a sudden medical emergency or a prolonged hospital stay.

Affected are "gay and lesbian Americans who are often barred from the bedsides of the partners with whom they may have spent decades of their lives — unable to be there for the person they love, and unable to act as a legal surrogate if their partner is incapacitated."

Amen, sir. One step at a time, that's what it's all about.

President Obama also made a point to give a personal phone call to a woman in Florida named Janice Langbehn who was denied visitation rights when her partner, Lisa Pond passed away in 2007 after suffering from an aneurysm. Lisa died alone. Kudos, Mr. President for stepping in to ensure that this does not need to happen to another same-sex couple across this country.

Now, let's get a move on repealing 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell', huh?

And, in other news, we may not need to panic just yet, fans of '90210'. It seems as if Gia and Adrianna haven't actually broken up yet, despite the ending of last week's episode where we discover that Gia had cheated on Adrianna with her ex, Alexa. We don't get a new episode this Tuesday. Unfortunately, we have to wait until the 27th, but I've heard we might just be ok.

Also, speaking of Rumer Willis:


Gay, gay, gay, gay, gayyyyyyyyy.
Love ya, girlfriend! <3

Until next time,
Love and Lesbians. xx.

Really, '90210'?! REALLY?!

It appears as though yet another TV lesbian romance has come to an end. After a measly two episodes. '90210' promised that this relationship wouldn't be typical. Yet someone cheats after just two episodes? Um, how typical. WHY is it that we can't get a normal functioning lesbian relationship on our television screens? One where there's no cheating? The only one I can currently think of is Callie and Arizona on 'Grey's Anatomy'. I'm upset that we only got two episodes out of this. It could've really turned into something good. Not saying I thought this couple would last forever, but I really liked them together! Here's how all the bullshit went down, if you can stomach it:

First of all, I would like to apologize for the content of this entry. I wrote this last night when I got home from the hospital and had taken some serious pain medication. I probably should not have allowed myself to write. But I did. If you wanna know what happened, comment and I'll tell you. It was ridiculous. Anyway, let's drag some folks out!

#18. Peyton Manning

LOL. #18, get it?

Now this isn't just because I'm a hardcore New England Patriots fan and hate his guts whenever he steps onto the football field, although I do find myself calling him every slur in the book during football season, but I sincerely believe that Peyton Manning might actually be a homosexual.

This man has seen more money than the number of times I've seen Shane McCutcheon's nipples. And I have all six seasons of 'The L Word' on DVD, that's a whole lot of Shane's nipples. Anyway, yeah, so Peyton Manning is loaded. So even though he looks facially like a cross between Bob Dole and Curious George, you know Mr. Manning could've easily landed himself a nice looking blonde bimbo, like his brother and fellow loser, Eli did, or at least have dated Jessica Simpson long enough to be nicknamed 'The Next Husband'. But, no. Peyton has never had J. Simp. In fact, he's never even been seen in public with a female besides his mother...AND HE'S BEEN MARRIED! He and his wife, who looks like she might've been born a male, just sayin', have announced their divorce. And ya know, despite having the vocabulary skills of a toenail, this guy has thousands of women throwing themselves at his feet wanting to be the next Mrs. Peyton Manning. But Peyton has no good looking female arm candy. Why? Well, folks, do you think it's possible that Peyton Manning might be gay? He spends his days with his hands between a guy's legs and exchanging slaps on the ass with the rest of 'em.

All joking aside, if Peyton Manning came out of the closet, it would easily be the most groundbreaking LGBT news to ever hit the world of sports. Peyton, if you want the NFL, go to the NFL. If you want the cock, GO to the cock. You've just been dragged out.


#19. Jessica Capshaw


She is half of (one of) the cutest lesbian couples currently on television, the Arizona to Sara Ramirez's Callie. And she, wow...she has really pretty eyes. I've never noticed before. Sorry, I'm a total sucker for pretty eyes. Kristen Stewart's eyes cause me to drool.

Why am I dragging out Jessica Capshaw? Well, besides her affiliation with lesbian roles, I mean, come on, you fuck Jennifer Beals and you've essentially got a lesbian in for life, but because Jessica Capshaw is pregnant. Wait, what?! Totally not what you were expecting, was it? Haha, fooled you guys.

Jessica Capshaw's pregnancy is her key to unlocking the door into Lezboland. Why? Because currently on 'Grey's Anatomy', Callie wants to have a baby. Arizona doesn't. But, we all know that these two are meant to be together and will end up having an adorable freaking kid...or two. Where was I? Oh, right. Jessica Capshaw is pregnant because she secretly wants to have a baby with Sara Ramirez. And there you have it. Jesus, that was God awful, wasn't it?





#20. Matt Cohen


Known best, or rather, known only for his role as the gay faced, ruiner of perfect lesbian relationship and complete tool, Aiden Dennison on 'South of Nowhere', Matthew Cohen is also a big ol' homosexual. I like that. Blatant and to the point. A big ol' homosexual. I'm not just dragging out Mr. Cohen because I'm jealous that he gets to put his hands on my Mandy Candy, Ms. Musgrave, but also to save them both before they make a terrible, terrible mistake.

If you read the post where I dragged out Mandy Musgrave, you'll know that these two are engaged to be wed. This is called a security blanket. It is what gay people use when they are too scared to come out. I had one. My blanket came in the form of the boyfriend I had for a year when I was in high school and when I lost that security blanket, I freaked out. But, no worries, Matt and Mandy, I realized that I didn't need my security blanket and I think I've done pretty well for myself since. You both can do this.

Now, anyone who watched 'South of Nowhere' will agree, that it would've been much more convincing to see Aiden dating Glen than it was when we were forced to try and watch him get with Spencer and Madison and Kyla and get with Ashley and ruin everyone's fucking life. When your gay vibe is that intense, go with the flow, my brother. Go with the flow.






Also, wanted to bring your attention to the first celebrity I dragged out on here, Ms. Kelly Clarkson, who gave me a little chuckle on her Twitter this morning:
kelly_clarkson RT @allyroar: I don't know what to say to @Kelly_clarkson tonight. Any suggestions? -hey Kelly, you look amazingly, good-looking tonight :)

::Raises eyebrows:: Alright there, K. Clarks, fishing for some compliments from the ladies. I dig.

90210 gets a little gay

If you've read this blog more than once, I'm sure you've noticed by now that I have a teeny tiny little crush on Rumer Willis. Well, if you haven't (how you're reading this blind, I don't know), there it is, out there in the open. I have a crush on Rumer Willis. And because of this, I've been obsessively watching '90210' for the past few weeks. Initially I tuned in just to see Mandy Musgrave playing yet ANOTHER lesbian, but the Gia/Adrianna storyline has really captivated my attention. So far, it has been a surprisingly genuine love story, a first for any show of its kind, really. How long it lasts, uh, well, after I watch tonight I'm sure I'll have something to say. But let's catch up on Gia and Ade, shall we?

Last time I brought up the girls, they were right about here:






Awwww! How cute, right?! Like I said, '90210' has really been surprising me these past few weeks. Anyway. Fast forward to the next episode.





For a brief second there at the beginning, it almost looked to me like the girls were getting ready to U-Haul. WAYYYY too much lesbian stereotyping going on had that happened. But nah, Rumer Willis is just similar to my brand of dyke. Our girl tells us to iron, we iron with a big ol' smile on our face and possibly do a little vacuuming, maybe make some dinner, because we know that if we do all this and do it in a pleasant disposition, that we will be getting laid later that evening. That is why we do that. It's not necessarily that we want to. It's because we know damn well we're getting something in return. Secrets of Lezboland, from me to you. So, uh, Rumer, when can I make you dinner?



Andddd back to '90210', so thanks to Gia, Adrianna is now the lead singer of an all-chick band called 'The Glorious Steinems', what an awesome name. The band is set to play their first show with their new vocalist, with Gia providing the role of taxi driver. But there's just one problem, all of their equipment is at the school. And locked up. Woops. Nice planning there, ladies. So, Gia, being the always thinkin' lez that she is, decides that they should climb the fire escape and jump into the courtyard. They all react like it's the best damn idea they've ever heard and that if they'd been there without her, it probably would've taken them a good four hours to figure that out. This includes Adrianna, who is clearly smitten with her new ladylove and Gia tells her to "Come here", which really means, 'Hey, let's tongue wrestle!'. Ade starts to lean in to get ready to rumble when a member of her band comes busting around the corner and ruins it. Adrianna isn't ready to let anyone know that she's dating Gia and Gia isn't having none of that shit. Ladies, ladies, ladies. This is why we do not date the bi-curious species and solely sleep with them, right?



So our girls are in their first little arguement which is totally justified on Gia's part because SHE SAID NO TO GETTING BACK TOGETHER WITH MANDY FUCKING MUSGRAVE TO BE WITH THIS GIRL!!! Adrianna doesn't seem to understand that that is one BFG. One big fucking deal. If I were Gia, I'd be pulling the same attitude. In fact, maybe even with a little more 'bitch tude' thrown in.

The Glorious Steinems finally get to their show. Gia is still not talking to her lady. Ade is freaking out because of stage fright and says she won't perform. But, in true lesbian fashion, the girls all come together to get over their fears, get on stage and perform a kick ass show. But that's not the best part by a long shot, oh no. Check it out for yourselves.



Niiiice. Adrianna kisses Gia. And she kisses her good. And if you go back and look, Rumer totally grabs her ass. Straight up. Takes a fistful of ass. Nicely done, my 'I'm not gay, I swear I'm not' little lovebucket. Adrianna makes her relationship with Gia public and seems to be much happier that way and you know that Gia is much happier that way as well.

This storyline really has surprised me week by week. This isn't like the whole Alex/Marissa debacle we were all forced to watch on 'The OC'. This is a legitimate relationship between two girls, one a full blown lesbian, who actually really like each other. And it's been refreshing to see a girl on girl relationship played out on mainly teen targeted television so accurately. But again, we'll see what tonight brings.

Until next time,
Love and Lesbians xx.

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First off, I'd like to draw your attention back to a celebrity I dragged out a few entries ago. It seems as if I'm definitely not the only one who's got her on my gaydar. Check it out:


100% lesbian...someday you guys are gonna be glad you read this thing. P.S. On '90210' this past Tuesday, Rumer totally grabbed Jessica Lowndes' ass while they were kissing. I'm telling you for a fact that the director did not tell her to do that. Girlfriend's just looking for a little booty.

#15. Jennifer Aniston



Jennifer Aniston is not a lesbian.

At all.

But ya know how people say, 'If by the time I'm forty and unmarried and it's starting to look like I'll be alone forever, I'm gonna go lesbian'? Well, Jen, you're over forty now and when you've struck out that many times, it's time to take a walk over to the wild side, don't ya think? I know plenty of ladies dying to sleep with you.

So, Miss Aniston, not dragging you out exactly, but dragging you by that gorgeous head of hair over to LezVille for some much needed lady lovin'.




#16. Queen Latifah


I love her. I think she's hilarious and she's so multi-talented...and I'm sure her girlfriend feels the same way. Huh, what? Oh yeah. Your majesty, I am dragging you out.

Queen Latifah has never really stepped out into the spotlight with a man...and we all remember those TERRIBLE outfits she wore prior to her new classy look. She's also seen out quite frequently with a woman she refers to as her 'trainer'. Trainer in the gym? Trainer in the sack? Option two sounds promising.





Nobody I know hangs out with their 'trainer' THAT much. Come on, Queen. Out with it. Hop aboard the Queer Express, you're in for a wild ride!


#17. Sophia Bush



Ok, in all honesty, this is just to satisfy the little fantasy world that I live in. I mean, there's a slight chance that this could be true. SLIGHT. But I'm stating my case anyway.

My love, Sophia Anna Bush, is most recognized as Brooke Davis on "One Tree Hill", which by the way, has gotten beyond ridiculous these past two seasons. She's also starred in "The Hitcher" and "John Tucker Must Die", amongst others. She was married to her OTH co-star Chad Michael Murray for a total of five months but she got an annulment because he's a cheating prick. HOW CAN YOU CHEAT ON SOPHIA BUSH?! HELL-OOOO?!

Anyway, Sophia hasn't really gone public with a relationship since and has spent her time since then smooching some chicks on-screen.






Now, Sophia, you don't have to come out to the world...but if you could do me this small favor, sweetheart, you'd kinda make my life complete.

So, I got a message on my Facebook fan page asking, "If you could date a celebrity, who would it be and why?" Thanks to Andrea first of all! And second, I couldn't pick just one. It's kind of like the concept of eating a potato chip, you can't have just one...which is why women have two boobs because two is better than one. Anyway, here are some of the celebrities whom, if given the chance, I would love to take on a date.

#1. Kathryn Prescott


I honestly can't even tell you exactly what it is about this girl I love so much. Maybe it's because I'm a sucker for girls with accents or girls with accents who play lesbians on TV. Whatever it is, Kat Prescott is currently my number one lady love.


#2. Sophia Bush


Because I've loved her since I was fifteen years old and she's perfect. Sophia Bush is sexy as all hell and when she talks...Christ, don't even get me started.


#3. Ellen Page


I've wanted to take Ellen Page out on a date ever since I first saw the trailer for 'Juno' and she made my gaydar go off. Honestly, is there anyone as freaking cute as Ellen Page?


#4. Rumer Willis


Alright, I get that she has the whole chin thing that no one digs going on, but I happen to think Rumer is cute as hell. This is kind of a recent developing celebrity crush on my end, just the past two weeks or so, but whatever, I'd totally take her on a date.


#5. Johnny Depp


Because I'm allowed one man crush and I fucking LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE this man. I'm pretty sure there are more pictures of him on my wall than women. But remember, folks, Johnny Depp is to lesbians as Angelina Jolie is to straight women. And I love me some J. Depp.




Of course I could probably go on through another thirty or so celebrities, but I'll spare you. Thanks again to Andrea for the question and I'll have three new celebs to drag out for you within the next two days.

The closet is starting to empty

Kudos to two celebrities who made public 'coming out' announcements this week! Both singer Ricky Martin (like, honestly, if anyone was surprised by that...) and 'True Blood' actress Anna Paquin, have come out this week as gay and bisexual, respectively. Congratulations to the both of you and hope to see you on the front lines with the rest of us promoting equality!!





Anna's coming out came in forms as a promotional video for wegiveadamn.org which you are welcome to go and check out.